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Nobody ever listens to me

(Source: newfluffytown)

ambhuurr:

I always wish I was full of some kind of food instead of emotions. 

Taco Shirt  |   Ice Cream Shirt  |  French Fries Shirt  |  Pizza Shirt

i would pay a million dollars for that french fry shirt

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

atmidnightcc:

bluedogeyes:

How it’s going?

Chris Hardwick knows how to seduce the ladies with D&D!

castiel-nerd-angel:

I’m laughing way too hard

ladypoetess:

housingworksbookstore:

blackballoonpublishing:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

My brain likes this like this.

This is almost too good.

I gotta go, I have some reading to do.

HAHAHAHA

Oh god, so I saw this come up and I had a momentary flash of annoyance that Wheel of Time wasn’t on the list, but it’s a little more niche than ASOIAF/GoT, so whatever.

But then I realized I could pretty easily figure it out myself.

Yeah, you think ASOIAF is super impressive at 98.33 hours, or 1,770,000 words?

Wheel of Time clocks in at a whopping 245.69 hours.Our beloved series is 4,422,400 words long. That makes it about 2.5 times the length of ASOIAF.

(Source: lawebloca)

my wednesday night class leaves me so wound up its hard to go to bed. the panicky feeling i get from public speaking every week stays with me all night. i’ve started having a drink after class but tonight it didnt help. i have such a head ache i dont even want to work on the class work i usually do at night. i need like….three more drinks.

bruised-porcelain:

✧:・゚㉨Pale&Frail㉨・゚:✧

bruised-porcelain:


✧:・゚㉨Pale&Frail㉨・゚:✧

(Source: suminyoon)

lookhuman:

-hair flips dramatically- 
—
Unisex Tee || Tank || Baseball-Sleeved

lookhuman:


-hair flips dramatically- 

Unisex Tee || Tank || Baseball-Sleeved

tray-the-tealord:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

Breaking News: Parrots are psychos

tray-the-tealord:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

Breaking News: Parrots are psychos

(Source: stumprodigy)

prguitarman:

Incredibly photogenic homeless guy

prguitarman:

Incredibly photogenic homeless guy

(Source: memewhore)