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Nobody ever listens to me

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

This cowboy’s running from himself
She’s been living on the high shelf

theclearlydope:

WORTH DOING. 

theclearlydope:

WORTH DOING. 

toastyhat:

23devil:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

marriage is fucked up

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch

The Unicorn. The jewel thief? Nobody knows who he is. He’s just struck again.

(Source: billieviper)

sailorsun316:

Sixpenceee, I recently went to the Natchez city cemetery in Mississippi and saw the grave of a little 10-year-old girl who died of yellow fever in 1861. Her mom was so distraught over the death of her daughter that she had a special glass coffin made so she could see her daughter. She had stairs made to lead 6 feet underground, and sat with her daughter during thunderstorms because the little girl was terrified of them while alive.

(Source: awwww-cute)

(Source: b99things)

k009:

gosh diddly darn

k009:

gosh diddly darn

I made $36 today but i’ll probably only get to keep half of it.

I made $36 today but i’ll probably only get to keep half of it.

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.