"you're attractive, let's make out"
seems like a pretty good pick up like to me
473. You can't drink champagne from the bottle....
DO I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK?
No one owns being good. I’m good. I just don’t believe I’ll be rewarded for it...– Ricky Gervais (via sofapizza)
4eyedblonde: rinlockhart: fuckyeahrandomstupidity: achaiah-neil: und3rconstruction: monroevampire: urshur: ikilledthequeen: Press the picture and move the mouse around! (via fuckyeahalbuquerque) wow STAY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY there go hours of my life
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
tofuhouse: ahahahaha true. story.